When, in the course of writing events, it becomes necessary for one people to stave off their homework until the morning of, and to assume that God has entitled them that they can achieve its completion before it is due, a decent respect to the opinions of sleep requires that they should declare the causes which compel them to delay.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all pens are created equal; that they are equally endowed with the inherent ability to write; that they can in due time create an essay, a letter, and a whole lot of doodles; that to compete with the pen, computers are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the wall sockets; that whenever any form of computer becomes distracting from these ends
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He [writer’s block] has refused to assent to the schedule most wholesome and necessary for the GPA’s good.
He has dragged the writer off to Facebook, and repeatedly forced upon him the need to reply to every post, poke, and otherwise, unless one party in question has attacked his Slayer or has brought upon his honesty box a series of anonymous messages.
He has most unceremoniously refused to allow words to be put on paper.
He has both on and staved off sleep at moments when it is unfortunate for the writer’s well-being.
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